Black Friday Deals

ORANGE FRIDAY

"Yeah, I need a coupla rakes, wheelbarrow, uhm, mulch..."

I swear I try not to be smug but things like this keep happening.

"I'd like a pound of your toxic bullshit wrapped in lies. Do you sell complete fabrications, too?

I saw a truck tooling down the road yesterday with two American flags and two McFuckface flags. Jesus H., people. Let's move on, shall we?