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He aaalmost ruined this joke by trying to get in on it, but man it still makes me laugh.

@caitlinburke I’ll never, ever be tired of it.

What are the glyphs?

@fishtaco https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...

There's a theory that, actual human, Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.

@fishtaco he even tried to get in on the joke, making him, to my knowledge, the only politician to joke about being a serial killer in order to appear "more likable."