theft is a crime

The fuck kind of vending machine has both drinks and candy bars? Wow just what I want, a warm bottle of coke that just fell three feet

$2.50 for that tiny bag of doritos? $4 for a coke? Now *that* is a crime.

@travis them's AUS dollars

Only chocolate is off-limits.

The new Les Mis remake looks terrible

@mcmjolnir The Mars bar and Smiths chips should've been a clue for me! Although even in AUD that'd be ~$1.98 and ~$3.15 USD.

@jxyzn exactly. It's like they're daring you to take everything else you can with endoscopy equipment. Also doesn't say to use other equipment to steal chocolate.

By God, that's Joseph Proudhon's ring music!

I love this

someone mistook that drawing for a crowbar and… the rest is history.