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*except for maple leaf fans, who store their hate within themselves

Don't tread on the Cobra Chicken poop

@williwaw Am lifelong Leafs fan; can 100% confirm. This is... not a great week.

Although Canada geese are also total dicks.

@chicobangs Aw my dude, it sucks so bad, I actually feel terrible for them and all you fans, they played better this series and really were just one or two good bounces away from winning. :(

@williwaw It's alright. It means the rest of the league doesn't have to upgrade their decades-old chirps. We're doing a valuable service, really.

@chicobangs yeah, and the Toronto media doesn't have to write any new stories, either!

if it makes you feel better you can chirp at me re: my beloved Avs and their biggest nemesis: the second round

am looking forward to the battle of Alberta though

@williwaw No, you go. Nazem Kadri was my favorite Leaf for years. Win for him.

And I suggest you let that one marinate.