ouch

I reckon there's nothing women like better than getting hit on at the library.

@snarkout shhh!

I met my wife, losing against her in a pool tournament at a shithole bar in NYC

@snarkout especially if they work there!

@jessamyn [Tex Avery wolf howling commences]

The ski-resort scenario of girls looking for husbands and husbands looking for girls I not as symmetrical as it seems.

@snarkout *****

"look for your proper lady wife wherever people want to be left alone"

Coming out of the bathroom is a good spot, parking garages, family court...

@snarkout nothing worse than the gym.

@dogwelder hahaha exactly