The Folktech Omnichord

Everything about this looks cursed to me, even the name.

They will build cities around it

Smells like Avon products and dusty hymnals.

my grandpa had one

An interestingly modded Suzuki, which aren't hard to find, if pricey.

https://www.folktek.com/instrume...

I'd like to try this but I'm pretty committed to practicing the Atavachron these days

There was/is a place that sells refurbed ex-school Q-chords for cheap. Unfortunately, the one I got wasn't well enough refurbed to actually work

Me wantee

OK it's actually a bit more Moog-y/Korg-y than I thought:
https://www.youtube.com/watch...

The Folktech name made me think it was going to pump out dreadful Hank Wangford and lap steel guitar.