No one wants to work/fuck anymore

<clippy>Hi, did you misspell pork/muck?</clippy>

Just spitballin' here but I'm pretty sure anybody willing/excited to do Task B would NOT be willing to do Task A... not sure about vice/versa...

Clear job description, reasonable hours, remuneration explicitly stated, and work related consumables covered by the employer. What's not to like?

This is in Wisconsin, https://greenbay.craigslist.org/lab...

@chauffi I just drove through Green Bay yesterday. What a missed opportunity.

"Are you sure we shouldn't post this as two ads?"
"Man shut up I just typed all that and I'm not typing it again."

So they're basically looking for a Jack Off All Trades?

it's a farm hand job

@homerj +1

Dickens Cider Mill Farms - where we do all sorts of plowing and seeding!

[Spinal Tap's "Sex Farm Woman" intensifies]