no hitting below the belt

His face is out of the zipper?

boots 'n' pants

This reminds me of the little girl who wanted to dress up as "pants" for Halloween, and whose parents made her basically this arrangement. I would provide a link but as you might imagine, it is VERY hard to search for that.

@caitlinburke Is https://twitter.com/junglela... the one you're thinking of?

@snarkout YES! I wonder it would have been easier if I'd been specifying little boy... Anyway, I love it! Thanks!

I like high-waisted jeans on women, but this is ridiculous.

Also, PSA: the later costumes requested by this adorable child are equally wonderful! Follow the link!