17th-18th century Quaker names

Philomena Funk has nothing on these gems

Love Beer would be a Supreme Court Justice now.

@artwells Your distant cousin Lancelot

“Jesus Christ, job bland!” is almost a daily utterance.

Good ol' Corn Russell.

Do you Experience Cuppage? You may be entitled to compensation

@mcmjolnir makes me wish I was Quaker

Dude has it out for the Poopes

@crazyunclejoe they changed it from Peepees because they were gettin teased

Starring Reuben Rawbone

Elizabeth and Gey and Susannah Poope! The Poope Sisters!

Constant Groom sounds like they were really persistent with the dick illustrations in the mail.

Gey Poope is my Quaker middle name!