BUT HER EMAILS

FAKE NEWS PRESIDENT TRUMP ONLY SHITS IN A GOLD TOILET

I just read the full indictment. It's fucking delicious: https://www.politico.com/f...

"puttin the ass in classified" - spotted in a mastodon thread.

Assholes with money. it explains so much.

@MackReed the part where they used his own words against him AHAHAHAHAHAHA

You flip through documents on the toilet? You flip through them like the People? Oh, Jail! Jail for a thousand years!

My exact comment on the décor. No fucking taste, that's his original crime.

Also I'm guessing somebody has turned this into a The Shining meme by now.

please note the lo-flo crapper, it's not even gold plated!

Someone pointed out the Kleenex box and now my eyes go to it every time

All this and I still only give it 50% chance he faces real consequences.

What do you think that chandelier over the toilet smells like?

Guys, everybody calm down. About the marble-there’s a simple explanation. Donald was just concerned, and you can see why. He put those boxes there just to keep anyone from using the shower and slipping and hurting themselves.

@jive_t my grandmother could have crocheted him a lovely polyester cover for that

seen elsewhere, captioned as "Trump Presidential Library"

@Argie My grandma made one that had a freaky doll head in the middle of it for some reason.

From Mastodon: “Bed, Bath, and Beyond a Reasonable Doubt”

@dad oh yeah, I remember those too. especially as a toilet paper roll cover, the legs of the doll went into the toilet roll tube

Mar a Lago appears to be the tackiest place on earth.

@caitlinburke Have you ever been to Wildwood, NJ...? because... I mean... Yeah, don't go to Wildwood.

@caitlinburke that tracks - he has that mobbed-up "taste."