boyfriend shaming

I like this much more than the pet shaming.

deserved

@slog https://mltshp.com/p/FEDD

@maggie1000 ╚(•⌂•)╝!

@slog you are preemptively invited to any future dinner parties - I have been known to make awesome desserts before. Bread pudding, you say??

@slog I'm an omnivore and find veggies delicious. I can also make awesome vegetarian desserts (the trick is: lots and lots of butter!)