I have an extra knife if the Millennial needs it....

As someone who was born solidly in the Gen X timeframe, I'm wondering where the fuck my wad of cash is, but I feel like this may otherwise be pretty accurate.

@jer Yep that's it

I feel seen

I can't join because I'm allergic, but if I did, it would be to post https://www.youtube.com/watch...

my students 100% need to know this difference

lolll

this is the greates thing i have ever seen ever

@nikkuneko the exact second I opened up mltshp and saw this image a bunch of kids nearby yelled YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY really loudly

and it was such a beautiful moment

@williwaw *single tear of joy*

re: https://mltshp.com/p/1GWIE

Awesome

Awesome

probably a mix of all three

Welcome to the No Touch Petting Zoo...

*NOFX Intensifies*

Society will never flourish in a post-digital-buck-insertion world if we cling to outdated Victorian notions of cross-species-assplay-prohibition!

“That’s the last time I do that for 2 bucks”

ba, I think you are looking for the heavy petting zoo.

If they can build Las Vegas in the middle of a desert with nothing but the allure of gambling and prostitution, imagine what we could build in a central, productive part of the country with a wide array of jobs (plus gambling and prostitution).

Finish Arcosanti first!

https://mltshp.com/p/1GWK4

@ba YES

Jonathan, Minnesota!
http://slowerinternet.com/networks...

Or, I guess, Google's surveillance utopia in Toronto.

I'm gonna build my own city, with blackjack and hookers! In fact, never mind the city.

Celebration, Florida (a Disney Town):

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...

This but unironically.

@Mr_Encyclopedia same!

https://www.reddit.com/r...

https://www.reddit.com/r...

https://www.reddit.com/r...

This must be a salt dispenser. Because I'm mad I don't have one.

me

majestic

Oh Lawd, he comin'!

taker of no shit, giver of no fucks cat

Fernando Botero: wildlife photographer

Pallas's Cat!

I should buy a yacht.

Wild n chonky

Wide n cranky

i've programmed professionally in fortran, and i'm gonna say no

I learned how to code very simple things in fortran when I was in high school. I don't know if my unhappiness then was because of high school or fortran.

G I G O

@jazon or, more often, PEBKAC.

I have a new motto

@MackReed ID-10T error

PICNIC errors as far as the eye can see.

I've just programmed a small drawing bot in javascript and it's making me wish I had one of these

Completely ignore me I thought you were talking about this https://www.amazon.co.uk/Zeon-Lim...

@artwells same

Mandrake, do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war? ... He said "War is too important to be left to the generals." When he said that, fifty years ago, he may have been right. But today war is too important to be left to the politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Or, there's poison in the air? Nah, keep smoking while you drive what appears to be a suburban. It's the fluoride that'll getcha.

@tonyb Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?

What other treatments would you administer in uncontrolled doses (how much tap water someone ingests), to people that you haven't diagnosed individually? How about we all take our own pills?

see also: https://mltshp.com/p/1GWM1

What's next, indeed.

*strongbad voice*
"PENSKE'D!"

just put that anywhere!

The thing I love about that dashcam video is the guy doesn't say a word. Not a gasp, not an "oh shit", nothing. He just calmly turns on his hazards, parks, and walks over. Not a peep.

Many happy returns!

Happy birthday, youngster!

Happy birthday!

hbd!

HBD indeed!

Happy birthday!

Orange 45 candles?

Feliz aniversário!

Brienne of Birch

@tweedlydo +++

@tweedlydo Well done.

(WIBTA if I threw out "Brienne of Larch" for the greater homophony?)

@Lord_John_Whorfin OMG THANK YOU, that is the rhyme i was trying for and couldn't come up with.