Now I'm thinking of an everything bagel gag along the lines of Stephen Wright's "I have a map of the United States. Actual size" one.

@Lord_John_Whorfin I put in a tape - it was The Best of... Music

Wow - perfect

Bravo!

Bravo! (Sources both uploaded by @Growabrain)

👏👏👏👏👏

I saw a paper on this once at a conference. On anthropomorphized mascots or whatever, selling themselves to you.

@mashcan I think that’s mostly about animals offering themselves up, though. Mr Peanut here is a trafficker :)

Now, if only we could convince Rochestarians that Wegmans isn’t family.

#AdvertisingShitsInYourHead

@m3moellering yes! but on the other hand what're they gonna do, go to Tops?

#WhatChildisThis.

https://www.reddit.com/r...

Are certain breeds of dog hallucinogenic for deer?
Asking for a friend.

Salty dog

How many licks does it take to get to the center?

@MackReed The deer's not actually there. The dog was licking toads earlier, though.

@caitlinburke I think Mr. Owl will come to regret his preferred testing method if he tries it on Mr. Dog.

my name is deer
and wen its nite
or wen i'm in
a sod'ium plight
my tasty frend
is not a frog
i chek for salt
i lik the doge

"THE UNINVITED" OMG SO MANY HOURS <3

I love the Chicago font.

The flash on the drizzle is brilliant.

Lookin' kinda Peter Weller.

Old man yells at The Cloud

🦖

Noooooooooooo.... :(

While I'm quite sad he has died, the poor man had lost so much of himself over the past few years already -- I doubt he much knew what was going on.

RIP

Yeah, I'm not sorry he died - I'm gutted that he had such a serious form of dementia. Heartbreaking.

@robotmachine One of the more touching stories I've heard was that during Jones' dementia Eric Idle would visit him every week or so and take him down to the pub so he could get some air and stimulation.

@ardgedee that was Palin, I believe. Idle mostly lives in LA, I think Palin and Jones were London.

Wow: http://www.vivianmaier.com/gallery...

Auto like for Vivien Maier, I love her work

@ffg oooof, yes. that little burst of daylight right next to her shadow, masterful.

The best

I saw The Killing of a Sacred Deer recently; some of the reflection shots are incredible.

@austinhaas ++++

@austinhaas i'm going to have to add that to my list! thanks!

And most of her rolls of film were never printed. If you can go see the documentary about her, it's great. Netflix amazon AppleTV

especially

ESPECIALLY

ESPECIALLY THE ONES IN BAGS YOU JUST LEFT ON THE SIDE OF THE TRAIL

@williwaw someone around my office in the Tech Center leave their dog-poo bags on top of green power boxes by traffic lights. So inconsiderate!

It got so bad last year I got a pair of gloves and a bag and went around and picked it all up. Wish I had made signs like this to leave behind.

Listen to the podcast in the link https://www.metafilter.com/185121...

I felt the same way during the House proceedings.

I was off work sick yesterday and put this on while I was stuck on the couch. I thought it would help me sleep...

Since the treasonous turtle is sadly running things, I think the Democrats making a presentation and forcing a vote for each and every set of documents and witnesses was smart. It effectively became an extra day of testimony, and (along with everything Mitch has done so far and whatever scummy moves are still to come) denies Trump the clean "win" he's looking for.

Trump's hardcore fans won't care no matter what, they already proclaim he's innocent. I just really hope enough people in the middle see the corruption of the process and where than corruption is clearly coming from. He didn't win by much, I just hope it motivates enough people to vote different (or vote at all).

All of us, I'm afraid. All of us.

I plead the 5th.

Me? I'm Spartacus too.

yo

I love England's right-if-way laws.

RIP

are we getting close to the point when "Soldier excited to take over Grandfather's old patrol route"?

@jazon Hm... if there were 40 year-old officers in the field during the first Bush's Iraq War, they could've had a 20-year-old son at the time with a newborn son of their own, who would be 29 now.

So yeah, it's doable. Modulo "excited".

Was literally just doing this!

+1 for tomato pin cushion

This is my 30's (and beyond I assume).

It's a nice way to be. I would like to check out that crocodilian's video channel.

this is the most validating image I've ever seen

It was too late for that once the 2016 election was decided. Now there are five Republican appointees to the Supreme court who are young and healthy enough to keep their seats for a few decades.

That’s why we need to pack the courts!