checks out

wow

I can hear his voice

OK, but this has waaay more compassion than Москва Mitch.

Link for the Retweets: https://twitter.com/TheWilde...

Head librarian Major Major Major

Note the follow up:
https://twitter.com/toomuchn...
"Yeah I was wrong about the fines, it's just overdue with no consequence for me. And I thought it was pretty funny. Definitely did not mean to slander the good folks of the BKPL!"

This hasn't prompted him to do anything wild like delete the original tweet, though.

Well with 200K likes that is hard to give up.

* escaping the jaws of the alien intensifies *

Tonsil stones be like

Cavity Creep

Oooh, a (?)Marie Severin Thing! You don't see that too often.

Give that Hatemonger hell, Benjy!

https://aprweb.org/poems...

She's brilliant! And I dislike most poetry.

Does he have to feel inadequate? Maybe he's just a 100% in-his-spouse's-corner partisan?

@caitlinburke hee

@ba I, too, dislike it

@nikkuneko

hum, do you take international requests?

oh my goodness. erm. is there a recipe that you can share?

@Allanpoe If only a there was a way to arrange a picnic bread<--->polvo à la lagareiro exchange.

oh, hell yeah

@shfitz I started with this: https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe...

Instead of assembling it as in the recipe, I made a rectangle as wide as my bread pan, and maybe 3-4 times as long. I smeared my toppings on top of that, then rolled it up and put it in the pan, seam side down. I baked it for 35 minutes, then turned off the oven and left it in 5 more minutes (to make sure the center was cooked.

toppings:
ham- I just used lunchmeat but better ham would be better
pesto - https://www.bonappetit.com/recipe... but store bough works great too
tomatoes - I cut a bunch of cherry tomatoes in half, sprinkled them with garlic powder, then drizzled with olive oil. I baked at 400° until most of the liquid oozed out and boiled off, and the skins just started to brown

Let me know how it goes!

very cool! i have done sourdough loaves with olives folded in, but nothing on this scale. may have to try something like this soon.

Would eat

Looks delicious.

GIVE ME THE H A M

@ba you know the real deal :D Polvo à lagareiro is one of my fav meals :) (which also can be made with cod and becomes bacalhau à lagareiro).
It's also one of the most easiest things to prepare .. octupus: slight boil to "break" the meat > into the oven in a pool of olive oil ,plenty of garlic and small potatoes for a company. et voilá! :D

@Allanpoe Of course now I'm going to spend the rest of the day trying to find a source of fresh octopus in Chicago :)

OMG

NOM

I think I need to start making bread again after seeing this magnificence

The Venezuelan side of my family loves this: Panda Jambon I call it, I don’t know if they think it’s funny but they laugh anyway.

@d09m4t1c I had never heard of the Venezuelan version. My family would kill me if I put raisins in it, but I might have to try when nobody's looking.

@Allanpoe you do realize whose couch i’m staying on if i ever make it to portugal, right?

@ba I’m not sure if I’m a huge fan of the raisins myself but all together it’s pretty good when done well.

cheeseburgers can haz YOU!

@notwebsafe ★

or, uh, ★ @notwebsafe

that smoky eye tho

(applause)

I think I saw this guy on the new Muppet show last week.

Yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup

<beaker meeps intensify>

This needs a blowing fan.

I dig it, but it reminds me just a little too much that hair art at the VC's office in "Silicon Valley".

that's a pretty sweet pano

That's a spectacular shot, and one that tugs at my NYC feels strings, as I think you'd know.

Watching BB Park take the place of the docks/warehouses/industrial waterfront over the past decade has been one of the things that has made visiting my buddy in Brooklyn Heights even better. I has an envy of your proximity!

OUCH THIS IS HATESPEECH THAT'S DEFINITELY NOT LETTUCE ON MY PAJAMAS

s/bed/sofa but yes 100%

reductress++

My kid's bed frame decided it was dead last night as she tried to rearrange her room, so I feel that one personally.

your mom joke

Or, as @chauffi pointed out during #MLT3K/F.T.P. last Friday, he's *ordered* to by Starfleet Command, casually beaming down to a medieval (at best) culture on Capella IV to negotiate mining rights/violates their taboos, all just to rockblock the Klingons ("Friday's Child"). Yes, I'm sure a society that hasn't yet invented the longbow somehow already knew about FTL travel and aliens and was chill with it.

Holy crap

gorgeous!

boss af

and it was the bottom part of the costume that had the stars

son, you got a panty on your head.

Underwoman ware

@firebelly don't kink shame the Wonder

That's what appears now when she does the sparkly-kakow-spin!

It me

source: Frodobroke I think you mean.

Galactus for Life Alert

@tweedlydo ++++ free lifetime supply of Rascal Wax

@tweedlydo spectacular, take the rest of the day off

Bravo @tweedlydo

You sure that's original Kirby? Looks more like some of that recent Tom Scioli homage...

@tweedlydo I read that as "Galactus 4 Lyfe! alert", which also +++

Is this from The Fly?

@mashcan Haven't seen it, but my source says so.

@returnofcow Not trying to bust your chops, just trying to remember what she looked like in The Fly, and the first hit for this GIF links is from a page literally called "20 of the Best Fly Memes" https://www.pastemagazine.com/movies...

So soft. Such Brindle.

That's a good face!

Houston, we most certainly do NOT have a problem! ❤️

hello, happy puppie

hi cute houston!

❤️

I can’t.

I remember essays in the early 80s saying that cursive was why many people's handwriting was bad. This was part of a push from several fronts (which iirc went nowhere, excepting maybe some alternative schools) to change to simplified italic forms and Johnstonian penmanship.

As it turns out, a lot of people can do cursive really well and even enjoy doing it, while some people can't seem to master any kind of lettering, so the Palmer Method hand that most of us learned is not necessarily the culprit.

I find my handwriting going close to cursive if writing fast

People still write by hand???

I learned italics in elementary school, but as I grew up, it eventually degenerated into more-or-less-cursive.

A colleague who grew up in Russia has the most astonishingly perfect cursive handwriting I have ever seen. She takes copious notes, and her notebooks look like they’ve been typeset.

@UhhhClem So jealous 😣

I have always thought 'cursive' is weird word but I have just remembered that in the UK we basically call it 'joined-up writing' and that's just stupid.

It's rather funny, but it depends on what kind of writing tool I'm using. If I'm using something like a small-gauge rollerball, or a technical pencil, I automatically go into print mode. Give me a fountain pen, and it's automatically cursive -- though it does devolve to the point where it goes to serial killer doctor's prescription scrawl....

Looks delicious!

Oooooooh. Don't really understand how you could wait through Neverending Story to eat this. I woulda been all over that by the end of the wavy Warner's graphic.

Especially because — get this — no one else in Whorfin Manor like peaches, so more 4 me!

Hang on, getting on the horn with HBO and Netflix VPs of programming. Would totally watch (especially because HBO's two most recent series set in the 1970s, Vinyl and The Deuce, left me pretty cold).

my drinking team has a bowling problem

Third from the left has a complicated and regrettable relationship with fourth from the left.

@artwells ha! I see it

@Lord_John_Whorfin ++

"I'm not just the king of the Hair Club for Lions, I'm also a client!"

Not pictured: rosemary

it's a sausage fest!

@tonyb - beat me to it

HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU FEEDing

@JonGerlach this is just a snack for me

Chez Wells is a state of mind, not a place. But also a place.

I don't know from art, but I know what I like

"Margaret, get out of there, you'll chafe!"

The cheesiest!

Cue "Don't Come Around Here No More"

@chicobangs Not to worry, it's a chafing dish!

oh, green olives in macnchee? you have my attention.

The mshltps have become reproductive and self-aware!

Imagine the smell

Thank curd for cheese \o/

This reminds me of Eddie Murphy, in 'The Golden Child': "Butt Cake. It's about this butt, with cake all over it."

her name is Raclette