YUP

RESISTANCE IS FRUIT AISLE

@otaman Genuine LOL. Thank you

@otaman +1

@otaman ++

@otaman +++

@otaman ⭐️✨ 💫🌟

DON'T SAY "I AM THE LAW"

RESPECT MAH AUTHOITAY!!

"Is you takin' notes on a criminal fuckin' conspiracy?"

"When first he said 'I want nothing,' it meant only that he was impenetrable, that Asia does not give itself away. Then he said again, 'I want nothing,' and I knew that he meant that he was sufficient to himself, like a cosmos, that he needed no God, neither admitted any sins. And when he said the third time, 'I want nothing,' he said it with blazing eyes. And I knew that he meant literally what he said; that nothing was his desire and his home; that he was weary for nothing as for wine; that annihilation, the mere destruction of everything or anything——"

(The actual Chesterton story is racist af, because Chesterton, but I laughed when someone tweeted it.)

Does it say "I want nothing" twice at the top? Dude is slowly eroding before our eyes.

@supermezzo I mean, everything else notwithstanding, he's blind as a bat and too vain to wear glasses.

@supermezzo Not that slowly, tbh

You guys, it's just some free verse:

I want nothing.
I want nothing.
I want no
Quid pro quo.
Tell Zellinsky
to do the
right thing.
This is the
final word
from the Pres.
of the U.S.

(Better, high-res version of the "notes": https://fivethirtyeight.com/wp-conte...)

User avatar checks out!

I hate it every time this guy decides to turnip at one of my parties.

If you can't beet him...

I dunno, I mean, I’m rooting for him

Can’t unsee

if only she’d just worn those goggles over her eyes instead of like a headband

After your demo

My favourite scene from 'The Office'

The goggles... they did nothing.

after another week of live impeachment hearings

lolll - my profession in Comprehensive Sex Education for those w ID/DD and lemme tell you, this is legit how all the parents feel

Australia...

Speed III looks like it will be pretty sweet.

thfor for sure the bus was gonna ram it.

trouble afoot in the land of make-believe

omg i haven't checked yet, ANOTHER white castle brawl??

Tonight's episode: Batman vs. Dr. Melfi.

BATNAP

Needs more labels, TBH

GTFO

There's a Peter Murphy tartan joke in there somewhere, but I'm not done with my coffee yet.

@LocalStain Bravo.

@chauffi Bela Lugosi's Plaid

@LocalStain *facepalm*

heavy metal parking lot!

This will be on my tombstone.

Have you tried going for a walk at lunch?

I worked for a company owned by the biggest advertising holding firm in the world. All they cared about was their stock price. It was an investment by some multimillionaires who didn't know nor want to know anything about the business. They mandated a profitability level and constantly ground down costs until fifteen years after they bought us (as one of the fastest growing agencies in America) we were out of business.We'd cost them double digit millions to acquire & made them low triple digit millions in the intervening years. Making $1.19 for every $1 we spent wasn't good enough. No raises, no new hires, no bonuses unless it's $1.20 or better.

@jessamyn I do that pretty often, especially when I bring lunch and end up eating at my desk.

@wjcstp I am all for exercise, but also for comprehensive mental health benefits.

2pm espresso & a walk is the bomb and also let's socialize medicine.

@jessamyn Agreed. For me it’s way more about mental health than physical.

Uggggggh this hits too close to home

@wjcstp been there! That arbitrary magic 20% number is just fucking stupid to keep up but all they care about.

Also as a wise boss I worked for once said (before he was canned to save money).. you can't shrink your way to success.

Team Walk At Lunch reporting, but that's for me personally not for some kind of miserable stab at anesthesia to get me through the rest of a work day.

I got out of the ad agency I'd been at just before they got bought by a big holding firm. @jonson is making me realize that I probably got off easy with just the wage theft (which, after they made good after being threatened with a report to the states Fair Labor board, covered the entire 20% down payment on the house I bought in the city I fled to).

*Burgerkini

Nice buns!

Does it come with condoments?

woweee, what a tomato!

I know you wanna do it
we can make sandwiches

Fast food for fast women

hold the pickles, hold the lettuce

Is that little Bobby tables’ car?
https://xkcd.com/327/

@wjcstp <3

Ha!