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snarkout

When we say everyone...

When we say everyone...
source: https://minidisc.tokyo/notes...
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caitlinburke

Checks out

Checks out
"Hi! Today I asked my daughter to clean up her room, but she said that she can't, because our cat is sleeping and he is too cute to move him away. also he looks so tired, that moving anything in her room would wake him up. 😅 I think this time our girl got the cell 😄🙈"
an hour ago
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Mr_Encyclopedia pro 31 minutes ago
imprisonment seems a bit harsh
caitlinburke pro 22 minutes ago
@Mr_Encyclopedia lol - refers to the "single brain cell" that is apparently shared by all orange cats, who mostly wait around for a turn with it (that may never come), judging by their extreme risk tolerance.
joffaboy

Harlequin frogs

Harlequin frogs
https://aus.social/@GreenWi...
3 hours ago
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urlnotfound pro 3 hours ago
These are video game frogs that will give you electricity damage if you touch them.
wombatman70 2 hours ago
TRONPHIBIANS
bezt pro an hour ago
Hypnotoad (rear view)
brundlefly

oops

oops
source: https://www.facebook.com/
6 hours ago
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BennyTheIcepick pro 4 hours ago
My eight year old would be livid about them saying monkeys instead of mammals or rodents.
0y3ahSansAcut3 3 hours ago
How 'bout primates?
BennyTheIcepick pro an hour ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3
Nope. No primates 67 mya
mkerbaj

You Mean “Tha”

You Mean “Tha”
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infini

fae2bf495c34a25a34e3340ecdebb4ab71dd8ee5.jpg

fae2bf495c34a25a34e3340ecdebb4ab71dd8ee5.jpg
source: https://www.tumblr.com/dashboar...
4 hours ago
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m3moellering an hour ago
Bwahahahahaaaa!!
mcmjolnir

christian rock

christian rock
8 hours ago
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WikiAdam 7 hours ago
I think about this quote literally every time I happen to hear Christian rock.
urlnotfound pro 6 hours ago
It's hard not to respect the kind of conservative Hank Hill is. It's a shame that more American conservatives aren't like him.
samh pro 3 hours ago
I wrote an email to a Montana lawmaker this morning simply to thank him for taking a moderate stance, @urlnotfound. You might appreciate his quote.

"The irony mystifies me that we’re supposed to be the party of less government until it’s our own brand of governing people’s lives."
urlnotfound pro 2 hours ago
@samh There is a conservative politician in the US who is capable of acknowledging the cognitive dissonance of their party?
... I .... wat? ...

Sorry. I am struggling with my own cognitive dissonance right now.
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infini

025bd3b645ec6dd8b580fe90ff2c615b75362002.jpg

025bd3b645ec6dd8b580fe90ff2c615b75362002.jpg
source: https://www.tumblr.com/dashboar...
4 hours ago
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snarkout pro 4 hours ago
The divorce rate in America peaked in like 1978 and was 0.23% in 2022, lower than it was in 1965. How old are Jeras's grandparents? https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qim...
roonie pro 3 hours ago
I thought it was the opposite of financial independence that was to "blame".
Wage disparity and childcare costs combined with the ridiculous rise in the cost of housing means that more women are not working full time, not building a super account or other savings, are more dependent on the husband to provide financial support and therefore can not escape what might be an entirely disagreeable situation, via divorce or just leaving.
The rise of homeless women numbers is the natural outcome. Combine that with the lack of government action and we have a disaster.
urlnotfound pro 2 hours ago
When was the last time you saw a Gen Z celebrate more than 75 years of marriage?

Checkmate, liberal.
urlnotfound

acheivable yet someohow amazing

acheivable yet someohow amazing
I am a big fan of 'I could do this without needing to practice like I am trying to become a professional' arts.

source: https://www.fakeboost
6 hours ago
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mcmjolnir pro 4 hours ago
totally respectable craftsmanship here
artwells

swiggity swooty

7 hours ago
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macmanx 6 hours ago
saved to Kaiju shake :)
infini

41ccf709ee9f5176897c6866cd238021015eb092.jpg

41ccf709ee9f5176897c6866cd238021015eb092.jpg
source: https://www.tumblr.com/dashboar...
4 hours ago
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urlnotfound pro 4 hours ago
They have Virgin Mary cupcakes over at the O'Keeffe table.
0y3ahSansAcut3 3 hours ago
One of these things is not like the other...
me3dia

Go home, McDonalds, you're drunk.

Go home, McDonalds, you're drunk.
"McDonald’s New Zealand, eager to re-establish McDonald’s as the destination of choice after a night on the town, is having fun with it, unveiling an outdoor campaign from DDB Group Aotearoa with headlines that sound like inebriated people ordering food. Decoding them is half the fun."

source: https://www.chicagobusiness.com/restaura...
7 hours ago
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mcmjolnir pro 4 hours ago
strong tardertoot energy
joshmillard pro 3 hours ago
Have It A Way
samh pro 3 hours ago
I spent a decade in Fargo. Probably didn't lie with a tomato horse... but can't be certain.
artwells

protoroomba

protoroomba
7 hours ago
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homerj 6 hours ago
gas powered
caitlinburke pro 6 hours ago
@homerj LOL now I can't stop laughing at the idea of some nasty little 2-stroke engine in a home-cleaning product.
crazyunclejoe pro 6 hours ago
@caitlinburke that thing CLEARLY has a tiny little V8. BUY AMERICAN
crazyunclejoe pro 6 hours ago
She 100% has the face of someone who is about to be surprised by a face-melting robot laser.
urlnotfound pro 6 hours ago
It's primary safety feature is that an adult's hand is large enough to eventually stop the mechanism.
caitlinburke pro 6 hours ago
@crazyunclejoe "It'll never melt MY face!" says purchaser of Face-Melting Laser Robot.
wjcstp pro 6 hours ago
I kinda love the cabinets in that kitchen
bencmeissner pro 6 hours ago
Old school Dr Who K-9 vibes.
me3dia pro 6 hours ago
This is forced perspective, the vacuum is actually the size of a Pinto.
waa pro 57 minutes ago
https://paleofuture.com/blog...
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infini

Godzilla and Ishirō

Godzilla and Ishirō
source: https://www.tumblr.com/dashboar...
4 hours ago
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macmanx 4 hours ago
saved to Kaiju shake :)
mkerbaj

Stout scarab van 1936

Stout scarab van  1936
3 hours ago
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artwells

Dick's

Dick's
7 hours ago
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homerj 6 hours ago
One of the few things I truly miss about the midwest.
macmanx 6 hours ago
https://mltshp.com/p/1OJ3O
octaneTom pro 5 hours ago
@homerj — food poisoning?
homerj 3 hours ago
@octaneTom do not knock the deliciousness that is steamed onions and paper-thin hamburgers!
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mashcan

green house , Koh Phangan, Thailand

green house , Koh Phangan, Thailand
5 hours ago
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LocalStain

🤔

🤔
Remember how quickly we went from Essential Workers to Entitled Whiners....?

Pepperidge Farm Remembers.
10 hours ago
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mcmjolnir pro 8 hours ago
these two things are coherent tho when you add "...at the wage I'm willing to pay" to "no one wants to work"

Apparently the tech layoffs are a top-down hedge fund backed effort to claw back the recent advances the tech labor pool has made.
aquaphase

self reflect on what the rainbow connection means to you

self reflect on what the rainbow connection means to you
source: https://twitter.com/DnDSesam...
8 hours ago
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davidl

trade offer

trade offer
source: https://twitter.com/matt_boo...
4 hours ago
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MackReed pro 3 hours ago
yes please.
mrzarquon pro 2 hours ago
I’m here to lobby for youse on the part of the occupied six counties.
bencmeissner pro 36 minutes ago
Have I been using 'innit' illegally all this time?
snarkout pro 26 minutes ago
wotcher
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macmanx

a bag of

a bag of
RE https://mltshp.com/p/1OJ3H
6 hours ago
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caitlinburke pro an hour ago
https://www.ddir.com !
snarkout pro 25 minutes ago
@caitlinburke $0.19 burgers??
kokogiak

Gooizlia!

Gooizlia!
Asked MidJourney to make a Godzilla movie poster using the prompt "'Godzilla' movie poster". Simple enough. Not once, in more than a hundred iterations, did it get the spelling of Godzilla correct.

Some of the more entertaining variations, in alphabetical order: Codbilla, Coiddulazziai, Czogiia, God'zia, Godila, Godlallia, Godllla, Godzila, Goiiza, Goiza, Golla, Goobilia, Good-ziiia, Goodaariaaiiiai, Gooidlia, Gooilla, Gooizlia, Goozzilila, Goridillia, and Koouitlia

It's interesting to try and 'think like the algorithm', and figure out why it can get the general layout of a word (most start with 'go', most have d,z,i,l, and a), but doesn't have an intuitive grasp of letter order or amounts. I wonder how much is just attempted glyph reproduction, and how much (if any) is language-based.
21 hours ago
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urlnotfound pro 20 hours ago
This is brilliant. +++
mcmjolnir pro 20 hours ago
GODILA!
macmanx 16 hours ago
My sad attempt, enjoy: https://mltshp.com/p/1OJ1I
spingo pro 16 hours ago
Like the fingers, I hope this can never be fixed. I love them.
macmanx 16 hours ago
(and, of course, saved to the Kaiju shake)
caitlinburke pro 9 hours ago
Dang, it can't even spell Gyoza right, either!
heyitsal pro 9 hours ago
Coiddulazziai holding a can is almost as if he was on Bob's Burgers
me3dia pro 9 hours ago
[this is Good•Zilla]
MackReed pro 8 hours ago
@urlnotfound @mcmjolnir @macmanx @spingo @macmanx @caitlinburke @heyitsal @me3dia If I put this on a tshirt and the person who triggered the image generation sues me, will you join an amicis brief so we can all go home very rich when the judge rules that AI output cannot be copyrighted?
mcmjolnir pro 8 hours ago
@MackReed given the deep pockets of the a-holes making this AIs, I wouldn't mess around selling a lot of these. Just enough to be a nuisance.
BennyTheIcepick pro 8 hours ago
@MackReed
If you need legal representation, boy have I got the lawyer for you!
https://www.npr.org/2023...
caitlinburke pro 7 hours ago
@MackReed IIRC, the MidJourney terms say the subscriber (if paid) owns the rights, so maybe just ask @kokgiak? :D
kokogiak 7 hours ago
Yep, I pay, and according to MJs terms, these images are mine to do what I want with. Go ahead, make the shirts, just buy me some beer and pizza when you get rich.
MackReed pro 7 hours ago
@mcmjolnir @caitlinburke Gah.
@BennyTheIcepick Thanx!
@kokogiak Aw. I wanted ya to sue! I was gonna make it a test case for aaaaallll the AI law that has yet to be written, challenged,litigated, and settled before AI replaces the judicial system.
*stomps away to sulk*
urlnotfound pro 6 hours ago
Am I the only one who came to this thread to buy an actual T-Shirt from @MackReed ?
caitlinburke pro 6 hours ago
@MackReed You better make those shirts, or I'll sue!
kokogiak 6 hours ago
@caitlinburke @urlnotfound @MackReed @mcmjolnir I just threw this into my Redbubble account, so, if anyone really actually wants this on a shirt or tote or throw pillow, it's here: https://www.redbubble.com/shop...
urlnotfound pro 5 hours ago
@kokogiak Outstanding. I'm buying one later today. I may pick up a couple of others. I just need to decide if I need more stupid t-shirts.

Who am I kidding. I need more stupid t-shirts. Recommendations?
mcmjolnir pro 4 hours ago
I WANT ONE THESE HERE TSHIRTS
0y3ahSansAcut3 3 hours ago
Maybe they don't spell Godzilla right because of copyright issues.
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mkerbaj

Me. At Work.

Me. At Work.
10 hours ago
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pk

La Blanche et La Noire

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by Félix Vallotton, 1913

thread discusses the ambiguity of the relationship here, and how it's "frequently interpreted as a retort to artists such as Manet and Ingres."

NSFW due to artistic 1913 nude woman

_ source: https://masto.ai/@vagina_...

#paintings
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snarkout pro 8 minutes ago
This is great. (FWIW I've never been entirely convinced of the reading that Manet intended the figure of Olympia's maid to be to negatively coded? I'm surely romanticizing and justifying it; for years now it's been striking to me that literally almost the only thing we know about Laure is that Manet thought she was beautiful: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki.... Not even her full name.)
LocalStain

/selfawarewolves

/selfawarewolves
9 hours ago
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homerj 6 hours ago
Calvin predicts Twitter.
jessamyn pro 59 minutes ago
Gosh I worry this is me sometimes. Because I KNOW it is my friends (some)
Argie

Your Australia Day (change the date) Quokka

Your Australia Day (change the date) Quokka
11 hours ago
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joffaboy pro 4 hours ago
Like the proposal to make it May 8, m8
MackReed

!

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This.



THIS!!!

via https://twitter.com/MaryRobi...
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spingo pro 16 hours ago
Genius!
aquaphase pro 11 hours ago
Absolutely this.
Davezilla pro 10 hours ago
FUCKING. BRILLIANT.
me3dia pro 9 hours ago
She's an acquaintance of mine, and her books are fantastic. Her latest is a murder mystery set on a spaceship -- sort of the Thin Man meets Avenue Five (without the stunning stupidity).
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me3dia

How do you like your coffee?

How do you like your coffee?
source: https://www.tumblr.com/gamerabo...
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infini

dfcb4d3c140bdb4cd547219a362b420e7b689eb1.jpg

dfcb4d3c140bdb4cd547219a362b420e7b689eb1.jpg
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artwells

not logical

6 hours ago
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thelonius 5 hours ago
cryptozoology bro
roonie pro 3 hours ago
Well, Bigfoot would say that, wouldn't he?

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