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PSA

Dialog from the Wonder Woman TV series

"Diana why don't you just reason with the Nazis"
"Mother, there is no reasoning with Nazis."
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Dialog from the Wonder Woman TV series

"Diana why don't you just reason with the Nazis"
"Mother, there is no reasoning with Nazis."
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0y3ahSansAcut3 an hour ago
Tish! That's not French!
caitlinburke

Closed for a private event

The entryway to a large men's room, apparently at Minneapolis St Paul airport. There is as sign blocking the entry that says "Closed for a private event. Our apologies." and a fuzzy logo.
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The entryway to a large men's room, apparently at Minneapolis St Paul airport. There is as sign blocking the entry that says "Closed for a private event. Our apologies." and a fuzzy logo.
Is this the one that Larry Craig was arrested in?
2 hours ago
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dad an hour ago
Larry Craig is doing an author event for his new autobiography.
infini pro an hour ago
Tingleverse
drurystephanie an hour ago
wide stance
pk pro 52 minutes ago
Glory Days
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chauffi

No reward,

A missing cat poster on a utility pole that shows Miles Davis instead of a cat
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A missing cat poster on a utility pole that shows Miles Davis instead of a cat
3 hours ago
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MackReed

Before computer graphics, you had to use more practical means of illustrating Harmon Killebrew's home runs

A baseball player with toilet paper strands unrolled from the home plate into the stands where he stands to show the trajectories of his hits
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A baseball player with toilet paper strands unrolled from the home plate into the stands where he stands to show the trajectories of his hits
taf: https://www.tumblr.com/mostlysi...
5 hours ago
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wjcstp pro 4 hours ago
This is cool, better than some dumb clean computer graphic
chicobangs pro 4 hours ago
Agreed that this is way better.
ba pro 4 hours ago
lotta turbulent crosswinds out there
samh pro an hour ago
The interns have been drinking again.
dapete 41 minutes ago
"Hey! WTF! There's no toilet paper in any of the stalls!!"
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jpoulos

Helen Mirren

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As Cleopatra. 1965
4 hours ago
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MackReed pro 3 hours ago
*ulp*
ffg pro 2 hours ago
um…
0y3ahSansAcut3 an hour ago
Good lord, it wasn't enough to be Cleopatra in another timeline, she chose to be a famous actor in this one! Beauty!
MackReed

at the alligator farm

Vultures reflected in a bathroom mirror
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Vultures reflected in a bathroom mirror
apparently during hurricane season they put these dudes in the bathroom at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm

source: https://www.tumblr.com/howloopy...
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bubbalumpkis pro 2 hours ago
It looks like a picture of me in the morning; trying to decide if I should shave today...
dreyfusslugado 2 hours ago
[skeksis heavy breathing intensifies]
MackReed pro an hour ago
@dreyfusslugado mmMMMMMmmmm!
samh pro an hour ago
These are the velociraptors in Jurassic Park.
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zeitgeist

i'm in danger

the ralph wiggum "i'm in danger" meme but with the bill from schoolhouse rock.
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the ralph wiggum "i'm in danger" meme but with the bill from schoolhouse rock.
source: https://bsky.app/

meme from darth on bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile...
2 hours ago
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LocalStain pro 2 hours ago
Anyone out there got a bluesky invite..?

I never was much for twitter, brevity isn't really my thing, but if that's where all the cool kids are hanging out when they aren't on mltshp then I suppose I ought to check it out.
John-Mike 2 hours ago
bsky-social-fhmbv-dosow
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John-Mike 2 hours ago
Let me know if y'all need more!
LocalStain pro an hour ago
@John-Mike 🙏🏼

Thanks!
cwhartman pro an hour ago
@John-Mike Thanks! I was also sort of meh about it (didn't twitter much), but it's nice to at least get my preferred handle and check it out.
BoringPostcards pro an hour ago
BlueSky and Threads have both reminded me that I don't miss hearing internet people's thoughts all day (present company excepted).
MackReed pro an hour ago
@John-Mike Thanks. Now I need to decide how much of my energy to give to this, because Twitter done wore me out and I love Mastodon and don't want to abandon it.
0y3ahSansAcut3 46 minutes ago
More...
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tamrow

What the customer ordered

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MackReed pro 3 hours ago
MVP
0y3ahSansAcut3 44 minutes ago
AI
waldopepper pro 25 minutes ago
That's great, but could you make it "pop" a bit more?
ffg

your mom’s porn collection

1.68 petabytes of raw storage

(it’s RAID 10, though, so the usable storage is half that)
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1.68 petabytes of raw storage

(it’s RAID 10, though, so the usable storage is half that)
1.68 petabytes of raw storage

(it’s RAID 10, though, so the usable storage is half that)
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MackReed pro an hour ago
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
samh pro an hour ago
I asked Google to translate petabytes into megabytes and it returned one of those weird numbers that has a "e" in it so I still don't know how many but I know it's majorly big.

* 1e+9
Kevin pro an hour ago
1024 Megabytes is a Terabyte
1024 Terabytes is a Petabytye
so 1024 * 1024 megabytes is a petabyte
urlnotfound pro an hour ago
1 PB =
1024 TB
1,048,576 GB
1,073,741,824 MB
1,099,511,627,776 KB
1,125,899,906,842,624 Bytes
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shfitz

Fall fashion

A puppy with an Elizabethean collar. Adorable.
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A puppy with an Elizabethean collar. Adorable.
Sorry folks, only puppy content from now on
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tweedlydo pro 5 hours ago
moose out front shoulda told ya
MackReed pro 5 hours ago
Daawwwww.
BoringPostcards

Lit Up

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Dillon Samuelson

#paintings
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pk

The Cars - Just What I Needed (Official Video)

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Both Ric Ocasek looks different and the song is much shorter than I remember, but it's still a good jam.
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MackReed

never could get the hang of thursdays

a morningstar weapon strikes a helmeted knight in the face
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a morningstar weapon strikes a helmeted knight in the face
source: https://www.tumblr.com/roguetel...
5 hours ago
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MackReed

judging

an actor in an ape costume smokes from a cigarette holder
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an actor in an ape costume smokes from a cigarette holder
source: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
5 hours ago
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chicobangs pro 4 hours ago
Come on & rock me, Doctor Zaius
tweedlydo pro 4 hours ago
i hate every ape i see from chimpan A to chimpanzee
stereoplex pro 2 hours ago
Dang, tempted: https://rockstarjackets.com/product...
MackReed pro 2 hours ago
@stereoplex Never was one for fawn or brown, but if there's a gorilla version, I'm there.
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joffaboy

I can't even...

USA patriotic/police blue line/Christian symbol /chihuahua flag
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USA patriotic/police blue line/Christian symbol /chihuahua flag
https://twitter.com/Manigarm...
7 hours ago
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wombatman70 6 hours ago
Behind every cop flag is, a, uh… long-haired chihuahua transfixed by a crucifix night light?
Lockjaw pro 6 hours ago
All dogs go to heaven because Jesus America cops.
Lockjaw pro 6 hours ago
CALL THE CHURCH POLICE!
bug138 4 hours ago
ACAB
octaneTom pro 3 hours ago
Every time this has been reposted I just assumed it was fake but I googled it — and you can actually buy it on Amazon! Amazing.
sjwallin80 2 hours ago
This just made me laugh from the ridiculousness of it all 😂
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3rdparty

iOS 17: 17 New Features for Apple’s New iPhone Software Update | WSJ

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Joanna's videos are always brief, often hilarious and to the point. She's the best.
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dad an hour ago
I would not have watched a WSJ video if a Shpr hadn't recommended it.
crazyunclejoe

APPLES TO APPLES

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https://bsky.app/profile...
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snarkout pro 4 hours ago
If it weren't for bad faith, they'd have no faith at all.
BoringPostcards pro 4 hours ago
It's so hard to believe this kind of stuff isn't parody, it really is.
ba pro 4 hours ago
wut.
wjcstp pro 4 hours ago
Republicans will let people get away with anything as long as they're white and wear a suit
samh pro an hour ago
I echo ba' sentiments.
dad an hour ago
Unpopular opinion: I'm a fan of Fetterman and I don't care for dress codes, but this is a shitty thing to be injecting in the news cycle right now. I know, I know, if it's not shorts it's a tan suit, they'll always find something. But ya gotta be media savvy these days.
crazyunclejoe pro an hour ago
@dad - I don't disagree, but the problem here is that it could/would be anything. Trying to avoid things that the GOP can be "outraged" by is basically a domestic abuse strategy.
dad an hour ago
@crazyunclejoe Yep, any day now Kamala Harris will put ketchup on a hotdog
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jessamyn

No. 363 of the Poly S. Tyrene Memorial Maritime Museum

A cassette which has an engraving of a whale on it. Atop the whale sits a mermaid with a bottle. The caption reads "This night has opened my eyes" The whale has its eyes open.
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A cassette which has an engraving of a whale on it. Atop the whale sits a mermaid with a bottle. The caption reads "This night has opened my eyes" The whale has its eyes open.
Via: https://www.thisiscolossal.com/2023...
More Duke Riley: http://www.dukeriley.info/
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tweedlydo pro 5 hours ago
the typo in the naughty by nature send-up is killing me
jessamyn pro 3 hours ago
@tweedlydo Ha, took me a sec.
thelonius an hour ago
@tweedlydo if it works, it's karate
infini

All nuns at the nunnery are trained in martial arts as a form of self-defence and to build strength. The nuns started learning martial arts after a break-in at the nunnery in 2008. They sometimes offer classes to villagers, particularly women.

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source: https://www.theguardian.com/global-d...
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MackReed pro 5 hours ago
nun stronger
rogrtheshrubber pro 4 hours ago
Nunchaku
WikiAdam 4 hours ago
Sister Act 3 pitch
thelonius 3 hours ago
"The second most dangerous person in the nunnery is the Assistant Abbess"
waldopepper pro 24 minutes ago
Warrior Nun: Origins
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poorusher

Jan Švankmajer

Page from a book of collages by Czech artist and animator Jan Švankmajer
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Page from a book of collages by Czech artist and animator Jan Švankmajer
Book of Jan Švankmajers collage
https://svankmajer.cz/produkt...
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waa

My god, it's full of stars

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A looping sped-up animation a mass of starfish and sea urchins crawling on the sea floor, underneath a blue translucent sheet of ice. The animals cover almost the entire seabed. The colours are enhanced, so the image becomes striking and intense.
Seven Worlds, One Planet (2019) Episode 01 “Antarctica” Directed by Fredi Devas
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williwaw pro 19 hours ago
Normally I absolutely adore echinoderms but I've been studying a lot of cold water carbonates lately and the role of starfish in particular within the biogeochem of those ecosystems has been driving me absolutely batshit; as a result this scene has been playing on loop in my head for months now, only half the time I also imagine little speech bubbles of them going A AHAHAHA as they laugh at me.
MackReed pro 18 hours ago
@williwaw That is a joyful vision and I support it.
infini pro 11 hours ago
@williwaw +++++
LocalStain

Aretha Sabbath - "Superfools"

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#covers


Good Morning!!
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thelonius 5 hours ago
this slaps!
wjcstp pro 4 hours ago
this works incredibly well
MackReed pro 3 hours ago
Top. Marks.
travis pro 2 hours ago
this kicks ass
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infini

a5beebaa8da8c004be2fe71851ac4b1f881f8c2d.jpg

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/
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dreyfusslugado 22 hours ago
Too much cheese.
notwebsafe pro 18 hours ago
C4 K9
idogcow 16 hours ago
Claymore
artwells

if you know what I mean

A sign saying "RING BELL FOR MEAT SERVICE" with "MEAT SERVICE" in suspicion-arousing quotation marks
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A sign saying "RING BELL FOR MEAT SERVICE" with "MEAT SERVICE" in suspicion-arousing quotation marks
Yesterday
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mccreath Yesterday
*waggles eyebrows*
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
Customer: "I want you to service my meat"
Butcher: "OK, just stick it in this device. We call it the Grindr."
Customer: "Uhhh..."
danelectro pro Yesterday
like sam the butcher
LocalStain pro 23 hours ago
$20 same as in town.
snarkout pro 23 hours ago
That butcher man was some lady
He really stole my heart
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infini

lit review distractions

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dphiffer pro 3 hours ago
from my minimal searches, Bonnie and Eduardo seem like people I would enjoy meeting.
mashcan pro 2 hours ago
The Reflex™
MackReed

mood

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Animated illustration of a row of white paper lanterns lighting up sequentially
we’re planning a bigass black-and-white themed Halloween party

source: https://www.tumblr.com/howloopy...
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snarkout

[The Four Seasons intensify]

A comic book panel showing a building-sized golden robot. "For an instant it just stood there, its metallic frame glistening in the sun! Then the colossal machine started to walk... to walk thru the awe-stricken city!"
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A comic book panel showing a building-sized golden robot. "For an instant it just stood there, its metallic frame glistening in the sun! Then the colossal machine started to walk... to walk thru the awe-stricken city!"
#kirbythursday reminds you that there are officially two days left in summer before you should begin leaf-peeping like Mr. Autumn Man here. From Strange Tales no 72, July 1959.
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infini

,

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jer pro 22 hours ago
Half-Life 2: Black Mesa Cafeteria
frothywalrus 21 hours ago
Rangoonies never say die
fnerg pro 21 hours ago
https://mltshp.com/p/1PE6C
MackReed pro 18 hours ago
@jer *
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 17 hours ago
Around the watering hole
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dad

Just one more thing, Mr. Spock...

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artwells pro 14 hours ago
You know, the missis loves the Vulcan culture and last night when we were having soup she started talking about that Vulcan neck pinch. You don't happen to know the Vulcan neck pinch, do you, Mr. Spock?
cristin

Don't think this isn't happing to LGBTQ+ folks now.

an infographic listing the ten stages of genocide as made by the Holocaust Memorial Day Trust.

It uses several genocides as examples. Germany, Rwanda, Sudan, Cambodia, Bosnia
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an infographic listing the ten stages of genocide as made by the Holocaust Memorial Day Trust.

It uses several genocides as examples. Germany, Rwanda, Sudan, Cambodia, Bosnia
the USA has:
legal discrimination
dehumanizing language
media polarization
hate groups/militias organizing
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