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1st Google result: Distraction.
http://stephendpalmer.com/8th-dead...

^ Google would also be a good Sloth contender

@Lockjaw yussssssss!

This is going right on a t-shirt here.

The heartbreak of math.

Math. Not even once.

A gateway operator

I'm a recovering math user.

Island rave

let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area …

Cider, Custard, DDT.

Sago? Is palm tree,yes?

Alphabetization when I feel like it.

@comotellamas Wikipedia says: "In the UK, both sago and tapioca have long been used in sweet milk puddings." It seems like a weirdly specific thing to have among a list of mostly generalized items, but that's not the only thing that stands out as odd about this.

Ooh, lard AND suet? It’s a fancy house!

being married to engineers has always been terrible.

@ardgedee This has been on our kitchen wall for months and I didn't even notice the half-assed alphabetisation!

I have however not run out of paraffin or generic meat since.

@waldopepper Now you'll never unsee it. Sorry!

Which position means "we need some"? This would kill me.

I have a spreadsheet for this. Much more dynamic.

minerals. Arseniosiderite pls.

Like I need a board to tell me I need more beer and coffee.

@ardgedee you mean you can't tell from my selections? :)

@jessamyn, if your comment isn't in response to @wjcstp's, I don't want to know.

@jessamyn hahaha

SORT BY: 1. Only FIRST letter alphabetisation, 2. Probability (Love, love, love the alternatives.)

goddamnit Marie

Big Al says dogs can't look up

Game over, man. Game over.

Assassin's Creed

It's gods work that.

Tis the gift to be simple. https://www.youtube.com/watch...

She didn't die I hope

@thelonius I think this stuff is circulating again because of this NYer profile:
https://www.newyorker.com/culture...

you are a solitary and suspicious anerable phloofer?

yes

I ravelry instead of grading too! (I do knit, though.)

It's fine. I've seen smaller.

Ooh thankyou for the procrastination helper! Was afraid I’d have to start cleaning the kitchen just to avoid work.

daaaaaaamn.

wow

The only cool Malfoy in the family

double daaaaaaamn.

It me.

Are we sure he would have pale skin?

the siiiiiith don't like it

@everydayscott Given that his nose is actually dark brown, I’d assume the opposite.

Yarp

The Aristocrats!

@jer The Aristocrocks!

Waiter, hurry up with those orders!

Mexico '68 print logo https://mltshp.com/p/1DM15

https://99percentinvisible.org/episode...

Letterpressing the big posters.

My friend won a silver medal in the 68 Olympics!

Yet there are so many wunderbars pictured...

Add to Me SHK https://mltshp.com/me

how is babby alternative formd?

We do a similar but vegan banana pancake in our house.

@mcmjolnir oh cool! what do you use as a binder?

Those Field Roast sausages are :kisses fingers:.

@tweedlydo bananas + oat flour + rolled oats.

I've been playing with banana/egg pancakes recently, with this variation: a dash of baking powder in the batter, poured into a hot pan, then stuck in the broiler for 2 minutes for a dutch baby-sized single serving. 1 banana + 2 eggs fills an 8" cast iron pan.

@mcmjolnir yum!
@jzw oh awesome!

Something is absolutely, utterly wronged with our language.

Alternatively, something is totally *right* about our language.