😂😂😂😭😭😭

@wombatman70 yes, exactly

Rough chuckles

@LordJohnWhorfin needs to see this

Translate that into Latin and you have my family motto.

If you ride these enough do you get all bow legged like a cowboy

do people get off them of them and go "Ciao-dy! Ciao-dy! Ciao-dy!"

@williwaw ಠ_ಠ

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It's really sweet how gently cats can move their young around.

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heeheehee

😭😭😭

Where’s the fucking fruitcake??!!

it seems a fairly average length

why is Shelley long sometimes so erotic? asking for a friend.

Crrruuuussshhhh

@m3moellering at my fucking computer, you insensitive clod!

Just the one. First come, first served.

Minions (2015)

Beatings will continue until morale improves.

Toddlers and East Germans would be pumped.

Orange you glad I didn't say ____.

At $10 an employee, that gesture really adds up!

@snarkout +++

There's always money in the banana stand

<3

finally, art for the rest of us

Javier Mayoral https://www.pulpbrother.com/product...

thanks .. can now go home with a smile

Prove! Prove!

"he jumped into the thames"

I work with automation software. "I am not a robot" is almost always ridiculously easy to bypass.

The guy running cracked me up

i'm a robot

now I want to build an art installation like this

good luck!

are we allowed to see a recipe when you're done?

I think my mom still has that same iron, we used to make these every year when i was a kid.

@wjcstp my mother’s vintage iron is a lot older than mine, but she gave me this one as a house-warming present when I moved to Nashville. :)

@wombatman70 Nice! Nordic Ware, who made the iron, has a factory outlet store across town from me, they still made nice stuff.

@nikkuneko fer sher!
https://mltshp.com/p/1KBQS

@wjcstp MOST excellent! My not-very-distant ancestors from Lillehammer would surely be enthusiastic about that!

Yay! It's lefse week at our house.

@wjcstp dude, WE have that same iron

@tweedlydo noice. We’re Triplets!

@jlinsmith mmmmmmm... thanksgiving was always the massive-stacks-of-lefse time in our family. I miss it. Mmmmm

@wombatman70 @tweedlydo Oh, the joy of seeing this! My mom is actually from Lillehammer, it is such a beautiful small and compact town. It has hosted its fair share of Norwegian painters, they say the light is very special up there. Anyway, enjoy!

https://mobile.twitter.com/rorystra...

I can't imagine how they failed.

alas, it's not real. but someone should make it happen. hello, Japan?

"But you _have_ heard of me."

Best belly chuckle I’ve had in a while, thank you.

In this unforgettable utter shitshow of a year, I hope the momentary existence of Quibi, this absolute, complete WASTE of 1.75 BILLION DOLLARS, doesn't get lost to history.

Pretty fucking obscene, actually, now that I think about it.

He's constitutionally incapable of doing otherwise.

Fuck this piece of shit. He licks Reagan’s asshole in hell.

@w1nt3rmut3 100%

Damn @groggygrognard was it just this year we met in Helsinki? Feels like eternity ago... what a long year.

@infini Yes, it was just this year! Time flies by when you're neck-deep in a long-burn global garbage fire.

I'm ashamed to see my messy home on the cover of the NYer.

well you look fabulous Caitlin and that's all that is important

Should be a ring light

LOL, thanks, @fredfred.

I will say it's giving me a warm fuzzy to see an older pic that still has Charlie in it - I miss that lil rufous goofus :)

It's by Adrian Tomine! I still have some issues of "Optic Nerve" floating around somewhere.

@snarkout Well spotted, lovely line style

It does appear they have kept their under pant on

I managed to snag a PS5 and I relate to this more than I can say. When am I going to catch up on all this correspondence?

Blue ribbon tho.

INFAMY! INFAMY! THE IDES HAS IT IN FA' ME!

In the true sense of "ultimate," it most certainly was.

GIVE THAT BABY A HOME

@tweedlydo : they still w mama :) but when it's time, puppies fly out the door. i work at a no-kill shelter and the real heartbreakers are some of the "long timers"; a couple have lived there since 2010!! ::sigh:: i wish i could save them all :(

❤️❤️❤️

@jaymayday You're braver than me by far. Fostering one at a time is all I'm strong enough for!

https://mltshp.com/p/1KBWM