👏👏👏👏

SKILLZ!

so very good

HOLY SHIT

BRA-VO!

needs more fur?

we just don't deserve you

Bahahahah

Brilliant.

+1+1+1+1+1

i am only calling it THE LUXURY SPREAD from now on

wow, yes

Brilliant.

Truly, the beginning of the next level.

bravo.

She seems nice

the 80's revival of: https://99percentinvisible.org/episode...

@tweedlydo I loved that. Cynthia lives on!

See also: https://mltshp.com/p/1GQBX

creepy Leah Brahms vr deepfakes

+++ for custom F***b*** transmogrification.

as someone who has recently posted a drake meme off a template (without knowing or caring who he is) where can i get some sweet sweet jordy meme templates?

Ride's here

OMG is that the Herkimer Battle Jitnye???

https://mysterymen.fandom.com/wiki...

get in, loser, were going chernobyl exclusion zoning

Peterbilt Super Guppy

СУБЗГ ТГЦСК

Nice try beehive cake pan manufacturers

@mashcan *

now that is cool as hell

for some reason "Clive Barker's Books of Food" popped into my head

MÆNUSPLAINING

Listening to the hearings. Can confirm.

really? would that be some good news then?

No, their supporters put that asshole in office precisely because he was a finger in the eye of the liberal egghead majority that left them behind.

Welcome to my TED talk.

@MackReed *

Accurate.

This character's name is Kevin until the writers say something specifically different.

Daigorō!

Neat! "Zozibini Tunzi took home the 2019 Miss Universe title at the annual beauty pageant on Sunday night, held this year at the Tyler Perry Studios in Atlanta.

Hailing from South Africa, the 26-year-old pageant winner is the first black woman from her country to wear the Miss Universe crown. She works as an activist and is particularly passionate about fighting gender-based violence."

Her snippet video answering that question on GBV was going viral on African twitter

He nailed that cover homage.

perfection

@Davezilla #NormanRockwell

The composition is just perfect. <3

Is this a Saturday Evening Post?

@meatadelic damn it.

:chefskiss:

I was actually considering getting this very haircut.

Everything about this makes me happy.

that 👏 whole 👏 out 👏 fit 👏

like a pimp I'm pimpin'
got a boat to eat shrimp in

@nikkuneko yes!

I always thought it was "got a bowl to eat shrimp in"

@nikkuneko
Down.
To.
The.
DIXIE CUP.

I've been in this meeting.

@robotmachine Me too!

@robotmachine @macmanx
I believe I've been fired at this meeting.

I know how this ends up: with everything being exactly as it was before the conversation started.

@Lord_John_Whorfin I was at a meeting like this once, and after we were finally let out we were informed that the entire management hierarchy had been laid off.

"literally"

"hysterical"

Surely these leopards will not eat *my* face

I was a little surprised by "Aramaic" since I assumed the language Jesus spoke was long dead, but surprisingly there are still enclaves of ethnic Assyrians in Iraq and other cultural enclaves in the middle east that speak modern variations of Aramaic. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki...

@Mr_Encyclopedia I knew a guy in college whose family spoke it, who was incensed by I think "End of Days", in which someone was all, "That language hasn't been spoken in two thousand years!"

BRB, STARTING A GOFUNDME TO PAY FOR ASHOURINA'S UNDERGRAD EDUCATION

ICE are still totally not okay tho.

@shitleopard I just kicked in $100.

look upon your works and despair

Years ago I posted a rant on MeFi about how a lot of Silicon Valley start-ups are just tech bros trying to recreate what their mommies used to do for them. This does not convince me that I was wrong.

Was holding my breath until I saw Drones + Tinder wasn't taken. My side project is still safe.

@williwaw You are righter than anyone should have the right to be.

This said, I might just have to start Uber for underwear *and* AirBnB for alcohol.

And *this* said, I am compelled to report that the NYC MLTSHP meetup last night had @Lord_John_Whorfin, @quig, @shfitz and me batting around a startup idea ... about which I can only share the sad fact that the domain name WeJerk.com is already taken.

my mommy never bought me flowers

Open a bar with hourly drinking fee + integrated rideshare.

@MackReed, @Lord_John_Whorfin, @quig, @shfitz

All in one place...?

That musta been a time!

@MackReed Apparently there's prior art : https://news.ycombinator.com/item...

@LocalStain @MackReed @Lord_John_Whorfin @quig it was a grand time. No photos made it of the event, for better or worse.

@mcmjolnir ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

@shfitz damn it

@ellemef right? Like they scoop you up, take you to the bar for a couple of hours of flat rate drinks, pour you into a ride that sends you back to your doorstep.

Dogs on the left, but no cats? Where is my TINDER for CATS dammit???

@williwaw *

I like that the replacement suggestion for mine is "designer".

Highly unusual last name SOLIDARITY.

The Qwerty keyboard was originally designed to make typing slower so that speedy typists didn't jam the physical keys on a typewriter. It's unbelievable that we still have to use that layout now.

My Holiday check list.

at the same time

I can't not think of this vine: https://vine.co/v/iEPEHQ7Xzbw

#FFU

@travis Haw! Perfect.

Fuck this sign in particular.

2019 Miss Supervillian Competition

Didn't win Miss Universe but may wind up getting a call for the reboot of the 1980 Flash Gordon movie.

“You are playing with Fire, Aura.”

title

Chaps
Who did taps
Aren't tapping anymore
They're doing choreography

Martha Graham wept.

aren't you the guy who hit me in the eye?

please pass the milk, please.

LEAVE ME ALONE, LEAVE ME ALONE

And you may ask yourself

That’s harsh

putting children torn from their parents up for adoption in a foreign country is

this is sad, but I think it is wonderful

this is perfect. Unfortunately, there's a large section of america who believes they were white.

Dead on.

Female pastor obviously https://www.rawstory.com/2019...

Strong message coming from a church. Props to them.

Female pastor, obviously https://www.rawstory.com/2019...