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The entryway to a large men's room, apparently at Minneapolis St Paul airport. There is as sign blocking the entry that says "Closed for a private event. Our apologies." and a fuzzy logo.
Is this the one that Larry Craig was arrested in?
Larry Craig is doing an author event for his new autobiography.
Tingleverse
wide stance
Glory Days
Before computer graphics, you had to use more practical means of illustrating Harmon Killebrew's home runs
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A baseball player with toilet paper strands unrolled from the home plate into the stands where he stands to show the trajectories of his hits
This is cool, better than some dumb clean computer graphic
Agreed that this is way better.
lotta turbulent crosswinds out there
The interns have been drinking again.
"Hey! WTF! There's no toilet paper in any of the stalls!!"
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Vultures reflected in a bathroom mirror
apparently during hurricane season they put these dudes in the bathroom at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm
source: https://www.tumblr.com/howloopy...
source: https://www.tumblr.com/howloopy...
It looks like a picture of me in the morning; trying to decide if I should shave today...
[skeksis heavy breathing intensifies]
@dreyfusslugado mmMMMMMmmmm!
These are the velociraptors in Jurassic Park.
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the ralph wiggum "i'm in danger" meme but with the bill from schoolhouse rock.
Anyone out there got a bluesky invite..?
I never was much for twitter, brevity isn't really my thing, but if that's where all the cool kids are hanging out when they aren't on mltshp then I suppose I ought to check it out.
I never was much for twitter, brevity isn't really my thing, but if that's where all the cool kids are hanging out when they aren't on mltshp then I suppose I ought to check it out.
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Let me know if y'all need more!
@John-Mike 🙏🏼
Thanks!
Thanks!
@John-Mike Thanks! I was also sort of meh about it (didn't twitter much), but it's nice to at least get my preferred handle and check it out.
BlueSky and Threads have both reminded me that I don't miss hearing internet people's thoughts all day (present company excepted).
@John-Mike Thanks. Now I need to decide how much of my energy to give to this, because Twitter done wore me out and I love Mastodon and don't want to abandon it.
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1.68 petabytes of raw storage
(it’s RAID 10, though, so the usable storage is half that)
(it’s RAID 10, though, so the usable storage is half that)
1.68 petabytes of raw storage
(it’s RAID 10, though, so the usable storage is half that)
(it’s RAID 10, though, so the usable storage is half that)
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
I asked Google to translate petabytes into megabytes and it returned one of those weird numbers that has a "e" in it so I still don't know how many but I know it's majorly big.
* 1e+9
* 1e+9
1024 Megabytes is a Terabyte
1024 Terabytes is a Petabytye
so 1024 * 1024 megabytes is a petabyte
1024 Terabytes is a Petabytye
so 1024 * 1024 megabytes is a petabyte
1 PB =
1024 TB
1,048,576 GB
1,073,741,824 MB
1,099,511,627,776 KB
1,125,899,906,842,624 Bytes
1024 TB
1,048,576 GB
1,073,741,824 MB
1,099,511,627,776 KB
1,125,899,906,842,624 Bytes
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a morningstar weapon strikes a helmeted knight in the face
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an actor in an ape costume smokes from a cigarette holder
Come on & rock me, Doctor Zaius
i hate every ape i see from chimpan A to chimpanzee
Dang, tempted: https://rockstarjackets.com/product...
@stereoplex Never was one for fawn or brown, but if there's a gorilla version, I'm there.
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USA patriotic/police blue line/Christian symbol /chihuahua flag
Behind every cop flag is, a, uh… long-haired chihuahua transfixed by a crucifix night light?
All dogs go to heaven because Jesus America cops.
CALL THE CHURCH POLICE!
ACAB
Every time this has been reposted I just assumed it was fake but I googled it — and you can actually buy it on Amazon! Amazing.
This just made me laugh from the ridiculousness of it all 😂
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If it weren't for bad faith, they'd have no faith at all.
It's so hard to believe this kind of stuff isn't parody, it really is.
wut.
Republicans will let people get away with anything as long as they're white and wear a suit
I echo ba' sentiments.
Unpopular opinion: I'm a fan of Fetterman and I don't care for dress codes, but this is a shitty thing to be injecting in the news cycle right now. I know, I know, if it's not shorts it's a tan suit, they'll always find something. But ya gotta be media savvy these days.
@dad - I don't disagree, but the problem here is that it could/would be anything. Trying to avoid things that the GOP can be "outraged" by is basically a domestic abuse strategy.
@crazyunclejoe Yep, any day now Kamala Harris will put ketchup on a hotdog
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A cassette which has an engraving of a whale on it. Atop the whale sits a mermaid with a bottle. The caption reads "This night has opened my eyes" The whale has its eyes open.
All nuns at the nunnery are trained in martial arts as a form of self-defence and to build strength. The nuns started learning martial arts after a break-in at the nunnery in 2008. They sometimes offer classes to villagers, particularly women.
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nun stronger
Nunchaku
Sister Act 3 pitch
"The second most dangerous person in the nunnery is the Assistant Abbess"
Warrior Nun: Origins
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Page from a book of collages by Czech artist and animator Jan Švankmajer
Book of Jan Švankmajers collage
https://svankmajer.cz/produkt...
https://svankmajer.cz/produkt...
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A looping sped-up animation a mass of starfish and sea urchins crawling on the sea floor, underneath a blue translucent sheet of ice. The animals cover almost the entire seabed. The colours are enhanced, so the image becomes striking and intense.
Seven Worlds, One Planet (2019) Episode 01 “Antarctica” Directed by Fredi Devas
Normally I absolutely adore echinoderms but I've been studying a lot of cold water carbonates lately and the role of starfish in particular within the biogeochem of those ecosystems has been driving me absolutely batshit; as a result this scene has been playing on loop in my head for months now, only half the time I also imagine little speech bubbles of them going A AHAHAHA as they laugh at me.
@williwaw That is a joyful vision and I support it.
@williwaw +++++
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A sign saying "RING BELL FOR MEAT SERVICE" with "MEAT SERVICE" in suspicion-arousing quotation marks
*waggles eyebrows*
Customer: "I want you to service my meat"
Butcher: "OK, just stick it in this device. We call it the Grindr."
Customer: "Uhhh..."
Butcher: "OK, just stick it in this device. We call it the Grindr."
Customer: "Uhhh..."
like sam the butcher
$20 same as in town.
That butcher man was some lady
He really stole my heart
He really stole my heart
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Animated illustration of a row of white paper lanterns lighting up sequentially
we’re planning a bigass black-and-white themed Halloween party
source: https://www.tumblr.com/howloopy...
source: https://www.tumblr.com/howloopy...
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A comic book panel showing a building-sized golden robot. "For an instant it just stood there, its metallic frame glistening in the sun! Then the colossal machine started to walk... to walk thru the awe-stricken city!"
#kirbythursday reminds you that there are officially two days left in summer before you should begin leaf-peeping like Mr. Autumn Man here. From Strange Tales no 72, July 1959.
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source: https://www.tumblr.com/
Half-Life 2: Black Mesa Cafeteria
Rangoonies never say die
@jer *
Around the watering hole
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an infographic listing the ten stages of genocide as made by the Holocaust Memorial Day Trust.
It uses several genocides as examples. Germany, Rwanda, Sudan, Cambodia, Bosnia
It uses several genocides as examples. Germany, Rwanda, Sudan, Cambodia, Bosnia
the USA has:
legal discrimination
dehumanizing language
media polarization
hate groups/militias organizing
legal discrimination
dehumanizing language
media polarization
hate groups/militias organizing