Hamburder menu.

I've tried corn dogs, really expecting I'd like them. I mean it's a greasy hot dog treat, it's been dipped.. but I just didn't enjoy it as much as I'd thought. I put it in my mouth, bit it, sucked the coating off. Everything.

@XYLENE unless you were at the County fair, doesn't count.

The shoes are the only thing I'd remove from this equation.

Needs more flokati rug

Those shoes look really uncomfortable.

I guess the idea is it’s kind of a striptease or strip poker thing. Stripdog? Corntease?

@blood23 the shoes are perhaps the only thing *right* about this equation.

I GET IT

my email app: Are you sure you want to send this to all 255 people on your "Geologists" mailing list?

me: I'M MORE CERTAIN OF THIS THAN I WAS OF GETTING MARRIED, GO, GO!

@williwaw buahahahhaha

Really, only beatified.

I was all "that ain't Texas".

Insert knock-knock joke here.

Odes of Doorsa

The Odessa Files.

Squawk! It's a living!

STAY ON TARGET

Yes.

FINALLY, the payoff i've been waiting for

my biggest beef (heh) with star wars is the fat guy always gets murdered.

@NickSeam his name is PORKINS, Lucas is a scumbag

@mcmjolnir Lucas was definitely subtle with the names ("dark father," maul, sidious, etc)

@mcmjolnir for real

No, I'm all right - YEEEARGH!

If they didn't want me to make toast, they wouldn't put the outlets there!

Elwood?

needs a big 'ole cheese wheel

I hope this is not true. I hope it so much.

when my youngest was about three years old, she was told a story by her grandmother about how they used chamberpots when then were young.

later that week, we found a plastic tub in her room, under a small chair, three-quarters filled with pee.

so, @Johnny, I 100% believe that this particular picture is true.

@shaniber :O

*shudder*

NOTED

@wjcstp In fact, a group gift may be in order.

Saved to https://mltshp.com/sun

Soundtrack: https://youtu.be/euS2SlC68q8 @mashcan

@3rdparty Never heard this before. I was all ready to give my own suggestion to counter yours, but you nailed it. Love this. A+

@mashcan Dan Snaith aka Caribou fka Manitoba is a national treasure