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Dialog from the Wonder Woman TV series
"Diana why don't you just reason with the Nazis"
"Mother, there is no reasoning with Nazis."
"Diana why don't you just reason with the Nazis"
"Mother, there is no reasoning with Nazis."
Tish! That's not French!
Closed for a private event
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The entryway to a large men's room, apparently at Minneapolis St Paul airport. There is as sign blocking the entry that says "Closed for a private event. Our apologies." and a fuzzy logo.
Is this the one that Larry Craig was arrested in?
Larry Craig is doing an author event for his new autobiography.
Tingleverse
wide stance
No reward,
Before computer graphics, you had to use more practical means of illustrating Harmon Killebrew's home runs
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A baseball player with toilet paper strands unrolled from the home plate into the stands where he stands to show the trajectories of his hits
This is cool, better than some dumb clean computer graphic
Agreed that this is way better.
lotta turbulent crosswinds out there
Helen Mirren
at the alligator farm
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Vultures reflected in a bathroom mirror
apparently during hurricane season they put these dudes in the bathroom at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm
source: https://www.tumblr.com/howloopy...
source: https://www.tumblr.com/howloopy...
It looks like a picture of me in the morning; trying to decide if I should shave today...
[skeksis heavy breathing intensifies]
@dreyfusslugado mmMMMMMmmmm!
i'm in danger
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the ralph wiggum "i'm in danger" meme but with the bill from schoolhouse rock.
Anyone out there got a bluesky invite..?
I never was much for twitter, brevity isn't really my thing, but if that's where all the cool kids are hanging out when they aren't on mltshp then I suppose I ought to check it out.
I never was much for twitter, brevity isn't really my thing, but if that's where all the cool kids are hanging out when they aren't on mltshp then I suppose I ought to check it out.
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Let me know if y'all need more!
What the customer ordered
your mom’s porn collection
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1.68 petabytes of raw storage
(it’s RAID 10, though, so the usable storage is half that)
(it’s RAID 10, though, so the usable storage is half that)
1.68 petabytes of raw storage
(it’s RAID 10, though, so the usable storage is half that)
(it’s RAID 10, though, so the usable storage is half that)
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
I asked Google to translate petabytes into megabytes and it returned one of those weird numbers that has a "e" in it so I still don't know how many but I know it's majorly big.
* 1e+9
* 1e+9
1024 Megabytes is a Terabyte
1024 Terabytes is a Petabytye
so 1024 * 1024 megabytes is a petabyte
1024 Terabytes is a Petabytye
so 1024 * 1024 megabytes is a petabyte
Fall fashion
Lit Up
The Cars - Just What I Needed (Official Video)
never could get the hang of thursdays
judging
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an actor in an ape costume smokes from a cigarette holder
Come on & rock me, Doctor Zaius
i hate every ape i see from chimpan A to chimpanzee
Dang, tempted: https://rockstarjackets.com/product...
I can't even...
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USA patriotic/police blue line/Christian symbol /chihuahua flag
Behind every cop flag is, a, uh… long-haired chihuahua transfixed by a crucifix night light?
All dogs go to heaven because Jesus America cops.
CALL THE CHURCH POLICE!
iOS 17: 17 New Features for Apple’s New iPhone Software Update | WSJ
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Joanna's videos are always brief, often hilarious and to the point. She's the best.
I would not have watched a WSJ video if a Shpr hadn't recommended it.
APPLES TO APPLES
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If it weren't for bad faith, they'd have no faith at all.
It's so hard to believe this kind of stuff isn't parody, it really is.
wut.
No. 363 of the Poly S. Tyrene Memorial Maritime Museum
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A cassette which has an engraving of a whale on it. Atop the whale sits a mermaid with a bottle. The caption reads "This night has opened my eyes" The whale has its eyes open.
All nuns at the nunnery are trained in martial arts as a form of self-defence and to build strength. The nuns started learning martial arts after a break-in at the nunnery in 2008. They sometimes offer classes to villagers, particularly women.
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Jan Švankmajer
My god, it's full of stars
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A looping sped-up animation a mass of starfish and sea urchins crawling on the sea floor, underneath a blue translucent sheet of ice. The animals cover almost the entire seabed. The colours are enhanced, so the image becomes striking and intense.
Seven Worlds, One Planet (2019) Episode 01 “Antarctica” Directed by Fredi Devas
Normally I absolutely adore echinoderms but I've been studying a lot of cold water carbonates lately and the role of starfish in particular within the biogeochem of those ecosystems has been driving me absolutely batshit; as a result this scene has been playing on loop in my head for months now, only half the time I also imagine little speech bubbles of them going A AHAHAHA as they laugh at me.
@williwaw That is a joyful vision and I support it.
@williwaw +++++
Aretha Sabbath - "Superfools"
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if you know what I mean
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A sign saying "RING BELL FOR MEAT SERVICE" with "MEAT SERVICE" in suspicion-arousing quotation marks
*waggles eyebrows*
Customer: "I want you to service my meat"
Butcher: "OK, just stick it in this device. We call it the Grindr."
Customer: "Uhhh..."
Butcher: "OK, just stick it in this device. We call it the Grindr."
Customer: "Uhhh..."
like sam the butcher
lit review distractions
mood
[The Four Seasons intensify]
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Image
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Just one more thing, Mr. Spock...
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You know, the missis loves the Vulcan culture and last night when we were having soup she started talking about that Vulcan neck pinch. You don't happen to know the Vulcan neck pinch, do you, Mr. Spock?
